I’m still in shock that people think Lindsay Lohan “looks” like Elizabeth Taylor.Liz Taylor was this beautiful goddess and well Lindsay looks like she got fucked by a dumpster. You can’t compare a crack head to a woman whose been … Continue reading →
I choose comfort over style. Im not a morning person, more of a night owl. I always have some sardonic, pessimistic comment to add to the conversation. My mother says, "I'm too moral." My father says,"I'm an old soul." I swoon over men who call me darling. I enjoy a good poop or fart joke. I ♥ naps, I have napping skills that would blow your mind away. I drive around in a pink prius. Basically I am a bobby soxer who wants to be the top banana.