My friend Gillian is always trying to set me up. In fact a handful of people have been trying to set me up. Why can’t people just leave me alone. What they don’t get is, if someone is Jewish thats not a reason for me to date them! Back to Gilly Bean. She is one of my best friends and I love her to death, but she seriously needs to stop or shes gonna get a slap in the face. Here’s a typical text from Gillian. I’m really embarrassed that I called her a ding dong by the way.