Gilly Bean

My friend Gillian is always trying to set me up. In fact a handful of people have been trying to set me up. Why can’t people just leave me alone. What they don’t get is, if someone is Jewish thats not a reason for me to date them! Back to Gilly Bean. She is one of my best friends and I love her to death, but she seriously needs to stop or shes gonna get a slap in the face. Here’s a typical text from Gillian. I’m really embarrassed that I called her a ding dong by the way.

 

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    1. Jenny- your former tutor

      Oh my dear Julie, tell your friend if the dude is 34 and still “wants” to be a comedy writer and “isn’t” one at that point- then sadly, NO he is definitely not your type. And truthfully, lets be honest- if you still just want to be something by your mid thirties instead of actually being something, well then, “Mister Perfect” has a gaggle of pussies for a reason.

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