Career update. I have none.

This week I interviewed twice for a clothing company located in numerous malls. Sadly, I failed the interviewing process.  It was my own fault because I didn’t fit the clothing store’s customer profile. However, I want my failure to be your success when it comes to interviewing for a potential job.

1.If the store calls for you to be gothy, vampirish don’t show up wearing a puffy pink dress with leopard shoes. Look more like Jackie Kennedy in mourning.

2.If they ask you what were the last three songs played on your itunes and you said three bands from EDC you would have been correct. Unfortunately I said Michael Crawford in Hello Dolly, David Brent -If You Don’t Know Me By Now, and lastly Peggy Lee We are Siamese

3.If they ask you where you find new music, once would say Pandora. Don’t answer as I did by saying Rock Band.

4. When they ask you if you could go to any concert, you should say Death Cab or Paramore. Once again don’t answer the way I did by saying Star Wars in Concert.

5.If they ask you if you have any Tattoos just nod. Answering the way I did was probably the reason I didn’t get the job. I said no, not since the Holocaust.